Fill in the blanks….Only in Ireland you can ______ ????

Only in Ireland you can you’ve a Government who seems to be the last to know anything about what’s going on.

Only in Ireland you can you steal a bottle of cheap wine from a shop, be arrested, charged and brought before a special sitting of the District Court all within 24 hours and yet bankers, speculators and developers can make off with millions and nothing is done about them.

Only in Ireland you can a door fall off a helicopter while it is in flight and a Government minister remembers to put on his seat belt… .ah maybe next time.

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dupe shareholders of your company into thinking you're 7 billion euro better off than you are and get a golden handshake, huge fat pension and spend your time holidaying in Marbella while the shyte hits the fan. Steal a loaf of bread and you're in Mountjoy quicker than your feet can touch the ground.

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Get bladdered drunk, and get your buddy to push you in shopping trolley and then have the coppers ask you’ve you a license for the damn thing.

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..you survive a Nuclear explosion by taking an out of date iodine tablet and finding a sturdy table to sit under.

à la our minister defense, Willie O'Dea

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take the clean piss out of Ireland n its people n have a good laugh about it(if sum1 else says it though well rip their feckin racist heads off!)

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do whatever yo ulike

get a government who would be better off replaced by 12 year olds

c 10 year olds out drinking

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complain about immigrants taking jobs and then emigrate …to take jobs

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sound extremely weird when you try to talk in an irish accent and sound horrible !!!

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swear, and nobody notices, fecking hell!!!

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Get drunk keel over and throw up and drink again, curse out an officer, kiss the office, then go get drunk with the officer not get a ticket or points added on you license!!..the life!

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drink till u drop, and you dont get a DUI!!!!!!